During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.. Is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden of eden. if you were my homework i’d do you everyday in every possible way. Fornication: Term used by people who don’t have anybody to screw with. iF i was a FLOWER would you PICK me? iF i was a LOLLY would you lick me? iF i was sweet would u suck me? iF i asked you very nicely would you f**k me? Sex is only dirty when its done right… Can I show you how. Your legs are nice, what time do they open? If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. Love comes in spurts I’m not going bald, i’m just getting more head. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.